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Pinkie Pie 💕

Cocktail #9

This week we are honoring Queen B with our Pinkie Pie cocktail. A mixture of lemon, fig, and honey will make your tongue sing a sweet tune. Top it with Prosecco and you'll be ready to throw a party just like our friend, Pinkie Pie. Who is Pinkie Pie you might ask? Tune in to this weeks episode to find out! Let's get weird, stay positive, and cheers to your Summer Renaissance. 

*1 Fig 

*1/2 a Lemon 

*1 tsp Honey

*Sprig of rosemary

*2 oz Gin 

*Prosecco 

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  1. Muddle your figs, lemon, rosemary and honey

  2. Add gin, shake shake shake!

  3. DOUBLE strain in to glass

  4. Top this little sweetie with prosecco 

  5. Muaahhh!💋 You're ready for a party!  

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For a Good Time Call

Cocktail #8

We’re craving your juicy stories and burning questions. You’re craving a delicious cocktail that packs a punch. Well, this week we’re giving you exactly that and now it’s your turn to make good on this deal. So, “For a Good Time, Call” 364-999-6767! This drink is as strong and spicy as the secrets you're about to spill. Crafted with tropical flavors and packing a punchy ABV, this cocktail will get those lips loose and stories rolling.”

*Cucumber

*Jalapeno 

*Juice of one lime

*Juice of one lemon

*2 oz white rum

*2 oz malibu  

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  1. Smoosh some cucumber, and a few slices of jalapeno

  2. Add lime and lemon juice 

  3. Throw in your rum and malibu

  4. Do a little double strain in to your favorite cute glass 

  5. Top with sparkling water, and fun things (DUH) 

  6. CALL (364)999-6767 and spill it allllllllllll ❤️

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Karma is My Girlfriend

Cocktail #7

“Karma is My Girlfriend” and you might become her too after sipping on this tequila concoction. Inspired by this week's mashup of calls and conversations about Taylor Swift, Karma, and you guessed… girlfriends! One too many of these bad bois (or should I say gurls), and you'll find yourself waking up to deal with your own self made karma. Drink responsibly.. or don’t! Your fate is up to you. 🔮

*2 oz reposado tequila

*2 tsp orange bitters 

*2 tsp st. germain

*1 tsp sugar  

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  1. Add your ingredients to a glass and stir until the sugar dizzovels.  

  2. Add in ice

  3. As they say, what goes around comes around, stir again until your drink has a cool chill.

  4. Strain in to a chilled glass and top with a sweet little lemon twist  

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Short Millionaire

Cocktail #6

*Handful of blackberries

*1 Tbsp Honey

*1 Lemon

*5 mg of CBD oil 

*Sparkling water

  1. Muddle up your lemon and blackberries

  2. Strain in to a shaker 

  3. Add CBD and honey. Shake, shake, shake! 

  4. Strain that shorty in to a glass 

  5. Top with sparkling water ✨

  6. Feel like a million bucks!

"The Short Millionaire" is a delicious mocktail made of muddled berries & lemons. First it’s sweet, then it’s tart - just like when one listener got caught looking up the net worth of her gorgeous, rich and 5’7 beau. Sit back and tune into *67 as you embrace life's unpredictable twists with every delightful sip. 

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Match-Ya Momma's Lemonade

Cocktail #5

*1 tsp Matcha 

*1 tbsp Honey

*1 Lemon

*1.5 oz Gin or Vodka

*Sparkling water

  1. Prepare matcha with 2 tbsp of hot water 

  2. Add honey to your warm matcha and day dream while you watch it melt.

  3. Pour your sweet little matcha honey mixture over ice

  4. Tenderly add in the juice of your lemon

  5. Then add your gin or vodka (unless you might be prego. DUH.) 

  6. Stir, and finish with sparkling water. 

Get ready to sip on a dose of liquid IVF because "Match-Ya Momma's Lemonade," will have you ready to get fertilized! This tart treat was inspired by a listener's quest for the perfect partner in life’s motherhood journey and serves as a sweet reminder that settling for less is never on the menu. Cheers to embracing the journey and toasting to a future that matchas your dreams!

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Naughty Barbie

Cocktail #4

*2 oz tequila 

*1/2 Cup Frozen Pineapple 

*2 oz CANNED coconut milk

*2 oz pineapple juice 

*Juice of one lime 

  1. GET OUT YOUR BLENDER

  2. Add all your naughty ingredients

  3. TURN ON YOUR BLENDER 

  4. Pour straight from your blender into your mouth because the point is to be naughty 

  5. If you decide to use a cup... dip the rim in lime juice, then in mixture of lime zest and sugar. And *ta da*, you've got yourself a drink.

Introducing the "Naughty Barbie," a tantalizing tequila pina colada that'll make you feel like Grown-up Barbie ready to explore life, love, and a whole lot more! Sip on this cocktail, inspired by a caller's journey of sexual awakening with her trusty Barbie companion, and get ready to unleash your inner doll-gone-wild. So, sip up! It's time to play—Barbie style! 

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5 Traits

Cocktail #3

*1 bottle of rosé

*Over flowing 1/2 cup gin

*1 cup lemon(3-4 lemons)

*Fruit! (strawberries, raspberries, oranges)

*Mint, Mint, Mint!

  1. In a large pitcher, dump a whole bottle of  your fave rosé

  2. Chop up your fave fruit and add that to your pitcher

  3. Follow up with  some lemon juice and your fave gin. STIR. IT. UP.

  4.  Add in mint *sniff* *ahhhh*

  5. Optional, top off with your fav club soda to make it, sparkle! 

Ladies and gents, we present to you "5 Traits” – the delicious summer sangria that's got more personality than your last five dates combined! With five(ish) ingredients to match the five traits we covered in this week's podcast episode, this drink is a blend of rosé, gin, and fruits—a concoction so good, it'll have you saying, "Cheers to the partners who meet all five, and to the others...well, they can f*ck right off!"

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Dump Him

Cocktail #2

Say goodbye to mediocre relationships and hello to the ultimate liberation with "Dump Him”, an Irish Coffee that's as bold as you are for kicking that sorry excuse of a boyfriend/girlfriend to the curb! Just like you're dumping this liquor into your cup, it's time to dump that loser who never deserved your fabulous self in the first place. Sip on, queen, and relish the taste of newfound freedom!

*1 oz Irish Whiskey

*2 oz Baileys

*Strong, Hot Coffee

*Whipped Cream

  1. Dump the whisky and Baileys into your favorite mug.

  2. Pour over hot coffee and stir, contemplate your life, ruminate on your goals and aspirations, and thank yourself for being the sexy, smart, bad b*tch that you are. 

  3. No rush - but when you're ready to move on, top your drink off with some whipped cream and sprinkle with nutmeg and love. 

  4. Enjoy, the sweet taste of freedom because you finally DUMPED HIM! 

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Cocktail #1

Opening Day

Introducing "Opening Day," a French 75 variation that combines the timeless elegance of champagne with a zesty punch, raising a glass to celebrate the sparkling success of the first episode!

  1. Toss your gin, lemon juice, and simple syrup in a shaker with ice, and shake it up real good. Until she's nice and chilled.

  2. Strain her into whatever glass you'd like (we recommend a champagne flute or whatever makes you feel fancy).

  3. Top this b*tch off with some champs!

  4. Garnish with a lemon twist and... VOILA! 

*1.5 oz gin

*.5 oz lemon juice  

*.5 oz simple syrup

*3 oz champagne

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